"The nicest people I’ve ever met were covered in tattoos and piercings and the most judgemental people I’ve ever met are the ones that go to church every Sunday."
Unknown (via llavendeur)

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

chillaxemurderer:

sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep

kitsunecoffee:

alfredtheboywonder:

i just introduced my brother and his friends to slenderman

they played the game and proceeded to freak the fuck out

now they’re playing in the woods

so i made these and stapled them to the trees

i can hear their screams as i post this

you are a horrible person and i love you

picaet:

NY in the 80s 131 by stevensiegel260 on Flickr.

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

spockward:

hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious

hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

cafai:

Drink too much coffee, wear lipstick that’s too dark, and never settle for a life you don’t want.

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

marcovicci:

wehuntmonsters-heblogsaboutit:

no matter how many followers you have the same 10 people will reblog posts from you

#I LOVE THOSE TEN PEOPLE AND I WILL DEFEND THEM TO THE GRAVE

virginityonhigh:

can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

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